Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
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Track Name
The Phoenix
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Album
Save Rock and Roll
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Artist
Fall Out Boy
Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good
thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK
holy shit
IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY
I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF
I’M PEEING
I really don’t know why but somehow I ended up googling “david tennant in places he shouldn’t be” …
…I AM CRYAING
ohmigod I am so done. #brbdying
The bonus Sherlock pic=the death of me omfg
THERE’S MORE BRB DYING
I found some more guise.
And there are more…
Some of these are like Where’s Wally but with David Tennant
this is my favourite post.
Aren’t these all from the tumblr davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe? It is one of my favorite things ever
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im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
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i don’t know what these are but i love them
FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.
YAY THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEM.
snow white is so perfect WOW
Pocahontas
Pocahontas *0*
Jasmine~
THE HAIR!
POCAHONTAS
How do people this beautiful exist holy crap
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$1.1 BILLION
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
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Me:
“So, where’s your mom at?”
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Boy:
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
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Me:
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
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Boy:
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
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(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Cruel Intentions
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